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My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. He made SO many. I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Laugh and the world laughs with you.

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A tax is a fine for doing well. A hard thing about a business is minding your own. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings. Snore and you sleep alone Please cancel my subscription to your issues. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. It was unfamiliar territory. Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Shopping is an art. It fascinates me. The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege! Whatsapp is using me.

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